Minimal, deadpan sticker that reads “PROFESSIONAL OVERTHINKER (certified by my anxiety)” in bold condensed sans with small utility icons. High-contrast black text on a glossy background keeps the line instantly readable—made for meme-literate shoppers who use dry humor as a social shield. Fits the sarcastic, self-deprecating trend with a compact, text-first layout that lands at a glance on laptops, journals, or water bottles indoors. Product features - Glossy paper finish: Scratch-resistant surface - Long lasting: Vinyl surface stickers with a permanent acrylic adhesive backside, perfect for smooth flat surfaces (like laptops, journals, windows etc.) - Vibrant colors: Printed with environmentally friendly eco-solvent inks provides extraordinary bright colors - PNG format: Kiss-cut stickers require a transparent PNG design file as this is the only format accepted - Age restrictions: For adults Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.